Name's Josh, nice to meet ya. I'm into MindCrack, Homestuck, Pokémon, SnK, and a plethora of other things. If you'd like me to add tags to my posts, just ask.

Loser Extraordinare
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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
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 #klk  #kill la kill
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cavalrycome:

this show was on something else
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mindcrackfandom:

Generik’s reaction to BabyDubs being born…
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gentlemanbones:

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costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!


I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!
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officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

allhailcloudyglow:

officialunitedstates and bewbin sound like the same person

e-e im on to you two

I know it’s like we finish each other’s…

microwavable pasta.  3 pounds of fresh italian cuisine

(Source: rootytootyaimnshooty)

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thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER
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ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously